Inspiration is literally the desire to do things that are important in life. It’s the difference between waking up before dawn to pound the pavement and lazing around the house all day. It’s the crucial element in setting and achieving goals and research shows you can influence your own levels of motivation and self-control.
Here are some Inspirational Funny Life Quotes.
- “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” –Lily Tomlin
- “People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.” – Will Rogers
- “When you’re riding, only the race in which you’re riding is important.” – Bill Shoemaker
- “To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy.” – Hippocrates
- “Good things come to those who wait… greater things come to those who get off their ass and do anything to make it happen.” –Unknown
- “There’s a little truth in all jive and a little jive in all truth.” – Leonard Barnes
- “If you fall, I’ll always be there.” – The Floor
- “Girls have got balls. They’re just a little higher up, that’s all.” –Joan Jett
- “I intend to live forever. So far, so good.” – Steven Wright
- “Change is not a word but often your reaction to it is!” – Jeffrey Gitomer
- “Free your mind and your ass will follow.” – George Clinton
- “I’m not confused. I’m just well mixed.” – Robert Frost
- “A good time for laughing is when you can.” – Jessamyn West
- “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” –Steve Martin
- “You’re at your best when you don’t know what you’re doing.” – Paul Stanley
- “If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough.” – Phyllis Diller
- “Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” – Bob Hope
- “If you are not your own doctor, you are a fool.” – Hippocrates
- “A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them.” –Elbert Hubbard
- “Know the rules well, so you can break them effectively.” – Dalai Lama
- “To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking.” –Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
- “An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.” – Will Rogers
- “If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.” – Margaret Thatcher
- “Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain – and most fools do.” –Benjamin Franklin
- “The dumbest people I know are those who know it all.” – Malcolm Forbes
- “Don’t let schooling interfere with your education.” – Mark Twain
- “When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.” – Gracie Allen
- “I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches.” – Alice Roosevelt Longworth
- “To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them.” – Baron de Montesquieu
- “Never follow anyone else’s path, unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost.” – Ellen DeGeneres
- “You can, you should, and if you’re brave enough to start, you will.” – Stephen King
- “The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been.” – Madeleine L’Engle
- “What is the difference between an obstacle and an opportunity? Our attitude toward it. Every opportunity has a difficult, and every difficulty has an opportunity.”– Sidlow Baxter
- “The trouble with the rat-race is that, even if you win, you’re still a rat.” – Lily Tomlin
- “It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack.”– Germany Kent
- “I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else.”- Winston Churchill
- “The only place where your dreams become impossible is in your own thinking.”– Robert H Schuller
- “Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, Call me….I’ll laugh at you.” – Unknown
- “Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.” – Unknown
- “A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.” – Justin Sewell
- “I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.” – Yogi Berra
- “Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.” – Margaret Mead
- “Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears.” – Les Brown
- “Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” – George Burns
- “Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.” – Anais Nin
- “Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama
- “I believe in the discipline of silence, and could talk for hours about it.” – George Bernard Shaw
- “Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.” – Dick Van Dyke “The reason so few people are successful is no one has yet found a way for someone to sit down and slide uphill.” – Clement Stone
- “I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.” – Will Rogers
- “What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
- “When everyone thinks alike, no one thinks very much.” – Walter Lippmann
- “In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later.” – Harold Geneen
- “Life isn’t finding shelter in the storm. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.” – Sherrilyn Kenyon
- “Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.” – Groucho Marx
- “If we threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.” – Regina Brett
- “There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.” – Roger Staubach
- “Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing ’til it gets there.” – Josh Billings
- “Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop.” – Unknown
- “Whoever said, ‘It’s not whether you win or lose that counts,’ probably lost.” – Martina Navratilova
- “Life is a blank canvass, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.” – Danny Kaye
- “Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out.” —John Wooden
- “If you hit the target every time it’s too near or too big.” – Tom Hirshfield
- “Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.” – Terry Pratchett
- “There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.” – Bill Watterson
- “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” – Albert Einstein
- “A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.” – Lucille Ball
- “When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”- Unknown
- “If you reach for a star, you might not get one. But you won’t come up with a hand full of mud either.” – Leo Burnett
- “Well-behaved women seldom make history.” – Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
- “You can’t experience simple joys when you’re living life with your hair on fire.” – Emily Ley
- “A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.” – Mark Twain
- “See the world like a big wardrobe. Everybody has his own costume. There is only one that fits you perfectly.” – George Harris
- “The mind is like a clock that is constantly running down. It has to be wound up daily with good thoughts.” – Fulton J. Sheen
- “Cause your facial expression to change – smile.” – Catherine Pulsifer
- “Fire and swords are slow engines of destruction, compared to the tongue of a gossip.” – Richard Steele
- “Today’s opportunities erase yesterday’s failures.” – Gene Brown
- “Always remember that you are unique – just like everybody else.” –Unknown
- “It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.” – Ashleigh Brilliant
- “If you dig a grave for others you may fall into it yourself.” – Irish Proverbs
- “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” – Terry Pratchett
- “You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.” – Robin Williams
- “Trying is the first step toward failure.” – Homer Simpson
- “It does not matter whether you win or lose, what matters is whether I win or lose!”– Steven Weinberg
- “If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
- “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”– Steven Wright
- “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” – Cathy Guisewite
- “You cannot be anything if you want to be everything.” – Solomon Schechter
- “Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.” – Marilyn Monroe
- “Have no fear of perfection. You’ll never reach it.”– Salvador Dali “It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.”– Thomas Sowell
- “A woman is like a teabag – you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.”– Eleanor Roosevelt
- “I’m in shape. Round is a shape.”– George Carlin
- “Haters are just confused admirers because they can’t figure out the reason why everyone loves you.”– Jeffree Star
- “I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their final exam.” – George Carlin
- “If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.”– Billy Wilder
